The blemish on the moral face of the Presidents Bush is their unwillingness to condemn Bill Clinton; lying down with a dog only gives one the odor of the dog and does nothing to bathe it.
Clinton's looking like his dick did after Monica played with it.
Musical progress: was Sturm und Drang; now Strum and Drug
To be successful, you must suck that cess 'til you're full and then hold it down.
Say, honey, toss me another koran, will you? I think I got the jihads.
Your odds of dropping dead increase when you're no longer waiting for something.
"Faeces in the Crowd: A Dogwalker's Memoir"
Once you've noticed the backdrop shaking, you're much less interested in the action of the play.
The "wheels" grow rounder and rounder.
Internet fans await the new Hairy Pooter movie.
Environmentalism: Where the portents meet the pretence
Hope sproings eternal.
Where did we all come from? Who cares? What disasters await? Who cares?
If it wasn't so funny, it'd be tragic.
Scary scenarios abound--earth is a tumbril rushing to our doom.
As to global warming--how about we nuke China and India and dictate to the rest?
Possibly we're just bored, like children past bedtime.
I worried that I couldn't keep up with others until I started worrying that they'd outlive me.
Some never outgrow the dream in which they came wrapped.
The free ride only goes downhill.
The irony is in the long run.
On Alito: deep minds never look comfortable on the dance floor.
Peace is heck.
He who fakes out last fakes out best.
Love is the consolation prize after failure.
Take time to smell the ruses.
Friends, do you suffer from stinky fate?
Southern Comfort gave barf to the booze.
Being law abiding means never having to reach speeds in excess of 100 mph while avoiding capture.
Democrats are SO afraid they'll be seen as the only ones with the blood of dismembered babies on their hands.
Happiness is a beautiful butterfly which, when pursued, darts out of reach--but if you sit down quietly, you'll forget about it.
Non-lethal weapons: use of diddly force
Meaning of life: a coarse practical joke
Cell phones: pacifiers, preventing thought.
Well-endowed gal jurist = Jugs Judy?
Bush/Cheney: a boy and his bulldog
Bush/Crown Prince Abdullah holding hands: guess who has the rouged asshole
Gore for the 2007 No-Balls Peace Prize?
I wonder if teenagers represent the evil that men do that lives after them.
UFO speculation: mystery wrapped in an enema
It's too late for the earth now--our only hope is another planet to start on.
Strive for equanimity.
With so many crazy people agreed that they're the official species, sanity is the sign of the loner.
If you're smart enough not to be conned, you're smart enough.
Mind expansion is learning to enjoy floating in the multi-dimensional fib with which we're surrounded.
"I think it's the green wire...collect me if I'm wrong."
Advanced civilization: one that cleans up its messes
Reality is the connective stuff that joins one device to another.
How many three-legged dogs does it take to outrun a four-legged dog?
In the beginning, God created everything; I hear he now enjoys sitting alone in darkened theatres, lit only by the Exit signs.
And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you flee.
There's a price to pay for your treachery, you see.
No honest thing was ever undertaken by conspirators.
I survive; therefore, I am.
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